Hi and Welcome to Livery at ten. My name is Livery, spelt L-I-V-E-R-Y for those of you who have never listened to us before.
Last week we talked about boiled eggs from important moments in your life. This week we turn to the interesting subject of your favourite toothpick. The lines are open now so call us up... we expect this to be a really hot topic.
Tonight's special guests are Strumpet Doilly of Doilly's hairsalon, and Mike Miketymike, who's just a friend. Strumpet, what was your favourite toothpick.
Ooh, Livery, that's a hard one. Oh, ha, ha, a mean a difficult one. I mean it is hard, very...