Tuesday, 25 August 2009

Millwall v West Ham

Well this is terrible news of course ... football has gone back at least 7000 years ... now let's go over to our correspondent in the stadium. Matt, you were in the stadium tonight, at the match, terrible scenes ... children at the match ... children on the pitch. Right well that's enough serious analysis, philosophical and historical insight for at least enough another 7000 years. So let's go on to a more important issue, how the government will go on to track us further, by putting up 100,000 cameras on our roads, and getting rid of one of the genuinely environmental taxes, fuel tax, and replacing it with stasi-type citizen-tracking.

More tomorrow night from LiveSkive, moral sewer of the UK! Dim-dum-dim-dim ... this is LiveSkive.